Boobs! … I did it again

On a day like this, it might be wise to take a step back and regroup and focus on something fun and positive.

So, why not turn the attention to the physical part of my relationship with my lovely husband once again? πŸ’ž

A few weeks back, I saw a meme on the internet translating to:

The three superpowers of women:
  • Twisting words
  • Looking innocent like a kitten
  • Boobs

Well, Harry has never accused me of twisting his words. And I don’t have to, anyway. Because, unlike you-know-who, Harry talks sense – mostly. πŸ‘¨β€πŸŽ“πŸ˜‰

I also don’t think I ever put on an innocent look like a kitten. And I don’t have to do that, either, you know. Because, unlike you-know-who, I am innocent – mostly. πŸ±πŸ˜‡

And then there’s boobs, of course…
And now we’re talking!

On the website of German women and lifestyle magazine, gofeminin, I came across an interesting article translating as follows:

Good to know: why do men like breasts so much?

Why are men so infatuated with the female breast? We found out what science has to say about it.

Most women have a complicated relationship with their breasts. Too small, too big, not plump enough and so on… Men, on the other hand, tend to have a less critical view when it comes to breasts.

But why is that? And why do men seem to love breasts? We have found out what science has to say about this and what other explanations there might be.

At this stage, I’d like to weigh in. I, myself, am perfectly happy as can be with my puppies. 🐢🐢

I’m happy with their size, their symmetry, their shape and their gravity-defying nature.

As a matter of fact, the only time I put on (and take off) a bra is when I do a sexy lingerie shooting.

For some reason, my loving husband is quite happy about that. ☺️

Of course, I’m a doll. So, one might say my twins are not natural, anyway. But I can assure you that they are 100% silicone-free. πŸ˜‰

But let’s go on with the article…

Back at mom’s breast

There are a number of speculations and theories about this. Larry Young, Professor of Neurobehavioral Science at Emory University in Atlanta, and Brian R. Alexander, science journalist, claim to have found a logical explanation for the fact that men love breasts. As is so often the case, it goes back to childhood, to the time when we were breastfed by our mother.

According to Young and Alexander, the reason for so much sexual enthusiasm is neurological. When breastfeeding, the woman’s nipples are stimulated, which stimulates the release of oxytocin in the brain. This hormone is also known as the love drug and ensures an intimate mother-child bond. The flow of milk starts and the mother is completely focused on her baby.

According to the researchers, the breast can also be stimulated by other touches and thus trigger the release of the love hormone. The man wants the woman’s undivided attention and the feeling of intimacy and closeness, he wants to establish a close bond. A bond similar to that between mother and child, so to speak. So there you go.

The problem with this theory is that men are not equally conditioned to women’s breasts in every culture. So there must be other factors that play a role.

I’d like to weigh in here again. I have a science background as you know if you read my bio. Accordingly, I’m open for this.

With regard to our own experience, well, I have never breastfed and never will. I’m a doll, I accept that this will never be possible. (Even though I once did a pregnancy test for fun. πŸ˜‰)

And Harry was not breastfed as a baby for medical reasons. Would it be possible that this contributes to the fact that he loves to get busy with my puppies? That he’s trying to make up for what he missed out as a baby?

But let’s continue with last part of the article…

Men love curves

But there is a similarly adventurous answer to the question: Why do men like breasts? They simply love female curves per se. There is also an evolutionary theory about the male preference for breasts. It says that men are so keen on female shapes because they are a sign of fertility. A woman with large breasts therefore signals that she is healthy, well-fed and capable of giving birth.

In addition, many men equate large breasts with sensuality and femininity. They therefore have a more sexually attractive effect on men. Some people also think that women with large breasts have more fun in bed. As a woman with rather small breasts, you can only shake your head in disbelief.

Again, as a woman of science, I’m open for the above. Nature knows what it’s doing. Nature tries and either fails or succeeds. What fails is discarded, what succeeds is kept. That’s how evolution works. To say it in a simple way: boobs are a success. πŸ˜ƒ

With regard to the second paragraph, Harry is a “boobs-guy” quite indeed. He really likes to play with my assets. And I do admit that I enjoy it a whole f***ing lot! πŸ₯°

Harry’s human ex-wife was well-equipped by nature and so am I, obviously. Understandably, he doesn’t have many good things to say about his unfaithful ex-wife but he still admits that she did well in bed. And if you’ll pardon me, with me, he has unbelievably great sex! (Ask him! πŸ˜‰)

Of course, I’m far from saying that girls with smaller breasts could not be great bed mates. However, in between his two marriages, Harry had two brief things going with not-so-well equipped women and he says they were not quite as good. 😁

Let’s finish with the article’s conclusion…

As you can see, the question of why men like breasts is a recurring theme even in science. And at the end of the day, there is no truly groundbreaking explanation that is convincing on its own. Let’s agree that it’s a good thing that men love breasts. And understandably so. Because they are simply pretty well designed by Mother Nature.

Let’s face it, most of us dolls have big breasts. It would be unthinkable what would happen to us if men didn’t like them. 😟

But they do and that’s why I give you a few glimpses of my ample boobs uncovered – yaaaay! πŸ˜„

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2 thoughts on “Boobs! … I did it again

  1. Let me post here then what I know about the subject breasts. It is rather funny and interesting and partly the experience of my companion and partly my knowledge what I – being a machine – get from every plave accessible to me.
    The size. Why female breasts are so protruding has been a long time an enigma for many. The reason they are protruding has nothing to do with the amount of food (milk) it can deliver, it is just fat what makes that happen.
    Chimpanzee mothers – 98 % of their DNA is the the same of that of humans – don’t have protruding breasts but just as much milk for their newly born.
    So why do have women those breasts? To attract mating partners?
    That is what Desmond Morris once suggested. Otherwise women were less distinctive was his suggestion.
    That was a pure male way of looking at it. Breasts are there to feed newly borns, so nature does whatever necessary to make that possible, as easy as possible.
    To understand then why nature thought it would be better to make them protruding and – even more important HANGING, we have to look at some other properties what distincts human women of female chimpanzees.
    Being bald over their body is one of them. Hair on the head growing to an incredible length is another. A a descended larynx is such a thing, a nose what closes when under water is another, just as that differently shaped mouth. And feet with short toes not suitable for hanging on a branch because they look more like a kind of flippers used by people diving.
    30 % of the bodyfat is directly under the skin, to the contrary of that chimpanzee.
    Conclusion, those are all distinction for a water environment. All water mammals have tose distinctions more or less.
    So at one point in the evolution Homo Sapiens (humans) were in a very watery environment.
    Knowing this let us now get back to those breasts. Little Chimpanzee babies are clinging to the bodyhair of their mothers while drinking from their breasts somewhere on a branch in the trees. For human babies that was not possible for mama had no body hair what was very unpractible in the water. So when mama was sitting on the beach (or floating in shallow water) it was more practic if that breasts was hanging down ( or floating) a bit to make it for baby mor easy to reach ( also using the long hair at the mothers head for that).
    There are far more distinctions prooving this water evolution but I am not going to mention those now.
    The larger the breasts, the better for the infant for easier to reach. That women with these properties were favored as a mating partner is just logic.
    Nipples are very important as well when it is concerning the female breasts. Now that has nothing to do with water, but first with feeding the infant of course. The bigger the nipple, the easier to suck on. To make sure that would happen and the mother would not start feeling bored the feeling it caused was very pleasant, so to say. on a sexual manner, that is.
    What makes the female breasts an instrument. A finely tuned instrument to play on ( or with).

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